His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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