I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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