I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
we should paint friendship bongs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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