would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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