you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am available for nakedness
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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