Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
