Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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