I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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