Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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