I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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