I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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