so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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