If that was your dad, he is hot
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Drake has all the answers
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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