GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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