I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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