Are we in a gay sports bar?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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