quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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