I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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