I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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