How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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