HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
