just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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