Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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