Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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