I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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