He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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