Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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