i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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