some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Soap is not a condiment
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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