is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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