Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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