i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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