Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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