google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is the high leading the old right now
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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