I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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