Christians are straight up FREAKS
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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