I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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