they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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