i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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