Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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