is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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