therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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