I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
wanna go halves on a baby?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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