Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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