It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
