This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I am naked and annoyed.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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