I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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