let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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