Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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