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(410): View more from Maryland

I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(607): View more from New York

people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.

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(951): View more from California

My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.

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(408): View more from California

that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it

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(443): View more from Maryland

I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok

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(314): View more from Missouri

BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?

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