just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*