at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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