We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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