i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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