i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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