hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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