that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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