i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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