somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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