i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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